Monday, March 3, 2008

Strike, Strike, Strike!

OK girls, Don't you hate it when you spend 10 extra minutes in the shower shaving and then as soon as you walk out of the bathroom you get blasted with cold air and goosebumps appear? Now, we all know what comes with goosebumps... prickly stubble. All that precious time waisted.

Well, I'm here to say, No More! I'm boycotting shaving for the winter, yes, I'm on strike. Tired of being under appreciated of all the hard work in the shower. And for what? A little vanity? No thanks!

Here is a list of activities you can do with all your saved time:

read the comics
drink an extra cup of coffee
make waffles
polish your shoes
read a chapter in your novel
have sex
walk around the block
build a house out of Lincoln Logs
write a letter
have a glass of wine
listen to a record
play dominoes
learn how to swing dance

Come on girls, throw away your razors and join my Warm and Fuzzy Club. Who's with me? What are you going to do with your time saved?

Strike! Strike! Strike!


Kori said...

I actually went for two years without shaving, winter or summer. that would be in my all-natural earth mother stage. Ugh. I do it now once a week, need it or not; no more, no less. :)

Amanda said...

Wow Kori, I'm impressed. I'm trying not to shave until May 1. Boy, is it ever hard!